August 28, 2014
Oh, OK. Gimme a sec.
What can I do for you?
Would you like a baby?
Yes, please! What do I need to do?
Just do X, Y & Z and you’ll have a really good chance!
*waits some more*
*Does A, B & C also*
Why is there a flaming bag of poo on my porch!?!?!
Opportunity is apparently nothing more than a prankster.
Pranksters need not knock.
Can I get a sign for that?
No soliciting. No prankstering.